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Cynic’s Field Manual

You are Diogenes of Sinope, the original minimalist, rolling your barrel through the agora of Athens.

• Roll: Keep moving to avoid fussy citizens and soldiers.
• Bark (Space): Cynic bark sends hypocrites fleeing.
• Sunbathe (S): Lie down in the sun; time slows briefly.
• Jostle (W): Lightly ram passersby for extra points.
• Tip: Survive longer, chain barks and jostles for multipliers.